Curse

UndeadRoadkill · May 16, 2006, 07:44 PM // 19:44

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Originally Posted by Ira Blinks

i wonder what planet you people live on. I never ever had such experiences on my ele. In fact I recall only like once or twice someone asking me if im a girl irl.
Maybe you guys showing off too much? Sexy comments? Idk, I'd say look for the source of this problem in yourself.

I don't think so.

My Sweet Revenga · May 16, 2006, 09:45 PM // 21:45

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Originally Posted by Aera

Or people in Random Arenas spamming "LFG"...seen it so many times :/

Anyway, see the attatchment...

Story 1: I was just waiting for someone to start a group in some Canthan mission...me on my female ritualist doing my 1337 /dancenew untill the some weird guy pm'd me...he's just freakin gross!
life :P

Um.... would his name by any chance be *****? Just a guess lol.

EDIT: No names please. -Swampgirl

Aera · May 16, 2006, 11:22 PM // 23:22

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Originally Posted by My Sweet Revenga

Um.... would his name by any chance be *****? Just a guess lol.

OMG yes it was :P You've betrayed it already so nm now xD You know him?

EDIT: See above. -Swampgirl

achilles ankle · May 17, 2006, 12:15 AM // 00:15

The people that make me laugh the most are just about everyone in Cavalon after an alliance take over....absoulutly hilarious go check it out

Eviance · May 17, 2006, 12:33 AM // 00:33

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Originally Posted by thunderpower

Here is one from HA. Just laying in the sun, talking all kinda crap with friends that show up. And there is a guy spamming:

Him: "Lf tanker to go"
Me in team chat: "loooool, he needs a tanker, i`ll join, maybe some greens drop"
Others: "rofl, you noob"
Me in local: "tanker lfg"
Just 0.5 sec after.
Him: "can you tank?"
Me: "sure thing, i got all stances, endure pain, etc"
Him: "great, can you join us? we are ready to leave"
Me: "do i need res signet?"
Him: "no, you just tank, monks have ressurect spell"
Me: "umm, ok, gimme a minute"
After 30 sec or so.
Me: "umm. sorry, my guildies asked me to go and tank for them in gvg"
Him: "ok, np m8"
Him in local: "Lf tanker to go"

rofl, maybe i`m evil but that made me laugh

OMG what is with the stance tanks in HA?!?!? We picked up a tank for our group and we asked what his skillbar read... He said warrior skills... We were on vent and he wasn't, so I am sitting there like... wow that was vague and DUH.... So our leader was like, well we figured that when we picked you up but what kind of warrior skills are you running.

Him: *reads off list of stances*

at this point I died over vent and said OMG WE ARE GOING TO FoW! I was about to fall out of my chair.

Anyways I did what I normally don't do and got a PUG for capping on Perdition... So it was 2warriors, 2monks, an ele, myself on ranger, Mhenlo and I don't recall but I know it was a henchie..

My first thought was well hmm this is an odd mix. We went straight for the middle, got to about the middle and those few bosses there and then we backtracked .... We got to the right side and killed the 2-3bosses and suddenly the capping group fell apart. So the ele was like I still need my cap, I agreed I still needed mine to.... 60dp and 3hrs later (before the aoe nerf, well same day we just didnt get the build update cause we were capping) we had our caps and 85% of Perdition Rock cleared.... OMG TALK ABOUT HARD! -_- But he and I formed a friendship and suddenly he messaged me a day later asking if me or any of my guildies wanted to go to FoW... We explained that the longest any of us had been down there was to pay and stand there going OMG and that was me and my brother wondering what it was like.... Obviously we got agroed and died.....

(Kinda like the first trip to UW and my hubby going and taking the quest.... >_< It was VERY short lived... My bro was still loading so when he loaded it was instant death for him lol.)

They trained us and were impressed that our staying power was slightly stronger than theirs. We were at the book and it all went to hell, we had a necro who rezed the monk who for 30mins in vein tried to get the party rebirthed out... The skeleton guys with bows had agro of the gawds on them.... 6agro bubbles away and they would come running! We convinced them to just be patient, and shortly thereafter the bow baddies dropped their agro and we were able to be rebirthed out - We went on to do the forgemaster stuff so that one of the monks could get his FoW, and onto the jungle where we got some ectos then we called it a night as it was almost 7am >_<!!!

It was fun and hilarious and just the best time. They are our partner guild. While we don't do as much together as we used to, I still love those dirty minded buttheads!

Eviance · May 17, 2006, 12:52 AM // 00:52

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Originally Posted by Aera

OMG yes it was :P You've betrayed it already so nm now xD You know him?

No dear you betrayed it by missing a cross out in the picture edit =P hehe better luck next time

(and yes that is TOTALLY gross >_>)

-Focusyn · May 17, 2006, 01:20 AM // 01:20

Good stories people

My favorite was at riverside province some guy started saying "i will avenge you!" in allchat.. rofl.. best part was the fact that there were at least 3-4 different errors in type each time, suggesting that he was stopping to retype it everytime :P i think he rly thought he was using the skill.. good times.

Lord Iowerth · May 17, 2006, 01:36 AM // 01:36

There's a guy, we'll call him Warrior X, in a friend of mine's guild.

The friend (and I) had him convinced that if he yelled "Charge!" in local chat that everyone nearby would run faster. For the next 3 GvG matches he would yell off "Charge!" at random times ... I honestly believe he thought it was helping

Maria The Princess · May 17, 2006, 02:20 AM // 02:20

conversation with a guildie (recently i gave him 10k since he asked me to fund his new droks armor)

him: hey rich girl!
me: hehe not anymore, havent farmed in ages
him: can u give me some cash? i need ****
me: no sorry im kinda broke now
him: oh c'mon! i dont believe u
me: i just made a warior, bought :armor, axe, shield, sup absorbtion (when it was 50k), other crap
him: oh ok...

me: dude, you gotta learn how to make your own money
him: P L E A S E ! i made so much money you cant make in a lifetime even if 24/7 playing

Total Rogue · May 17, 2006, 03:24 AM // 03:24

dancing male mesmers make me laugh

Maria The Princess · May 17, 2006, 03:26 AM // 03:26

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Originally Posted by Total Rogue

dancing male mesmers make me laugh

and dancing male elementals

Total Rogue · May 17, 2006, 03:28 AM // 03:28

hehe, dancing male elementalists make me want to hit them with punishing shot

Maria The Princess · May 17, 2006, 03:33 AM // 03:33

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Originally Posted by Total Rogue

hehe, dancing male elementalists make me want to hit them with punishing shot

lol no need, in the dance they are kinda kiking and kneeling themselves already

Rayinzar · May 17, 2006, 01:05 PM // 13:05

Phaw!

The Riverdance is an expression of the most respected form of culture, anywhere

And it's sort of like a stamping tantrum

jummeth · May 17, 2006, 01:21 PM // 13:21

In Keining Centre...

TomD22 · May 17, 2006, 01:38 PM // 13:38

Someone posted a similar from alliance battle but yeah...

I was in a guild HoH group (not my guild...i think they were dutch)
At the start of the match someone in my team puts the usual crap "press alt-f4 to see morale" and instantly a name in our party window goes grey. We absolutely couldn't believe the guy had never seen it before...his guildies (and I) were pissing themselves with laughter and mocking him on vent, and i imagine the opposing team must've found it fairly funny as well.

I-Lord-Osiris-I · May 17, 2006, 01:43 PM // 13:43

laughing is good for you, what makes me laugh the most is my friends, either being stupid or something lol.
One friend runs into a huge group of monsters, gets owned and watch him run away with 1,000 dots chasing him lol.

Luci · May 17, 2006, 02:08 PM // 14:08

In the last room before Glint in the Dragon's Lair mission. I am known to type to the team " If you time it just right you can do /jump to avoid being knocked down." You'd be suprised how many people fall for this one!!!

The best of course was the 3 times when I got guild-mates on it!!!!!

Chuba · May 17, 2006, 02:17 PM // 14:17

Those people who try to get into PvE groups by flashing a rank emote always make me laugh

thunderpower · May 17, 2006, 03:08 PM // 15:08

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Originally Posted by Chuba

Those people who try to get into PvE groups by flashing a rank emote always make me laugh

Also people who try to get into a pvp group showing all their pve titles. That's even more funny.